♡End My Suffering♡

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nedsseveredhead
phantomrose96

New dashboard design shoving every bit of UI up the ass of the neighboring bit of UI is the blogging experience equivalent of the Spongebob episode where Squidward shoved himself into the club house that already didnt fit Patrick and Spongebob.

phantomrose96

My dash, my left side navigation panel, and my right side search pane all greeting me before I installed the dashboard unfucker

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seasa1ttrio

please share the dashboard unfucker

phantomrose96
bonk-bonk-tom
christianstepmoms

The Soviets kicked our ass in the space race its so dope "Oh you went to the Moon, yeah thats cool I guess, we got pictures of fucking Venus, you ever been to Venus? No the fuck you did not."

christianstepmoms

You know why you probably never saw these pictures during your space units in high school? It's because our educations system would be forced to admit the commies did some cool fucking shit.

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x-h3kk3ning-x

(don't go off about Venus...be NORMAL about VENUS!!)

Did y'all know that these are the ONLY photos we have of the surface of Venus because it's atmosphere is so pressurized that every probe that Russia has managed to get there is DESTROYED??? Did-did you know that on Venus it RAINS SULFURIC ACID AND NOT WATER?? Ok but do you know it is so hot that the atmosphere MELTS LEAD?? Or--or that there are volcanoes that are constantly erupting BRIMSTONE??? Because its surface is basically a hellscape??

Ya know...Venus?? The Morning Star?? Lucifer??

Anyway, the fact that scientists in the fucking 60s managed to get a probe ONTO Venus is wild enough, but then they DID IT AGAIN IN THE 70S AND GOT A FUCKING PIC OF THE SURFACE OF DEATH AND DOOM!!

It's just like....like really cool. Is all. Venus is pretty cool.